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XKCD ‘Captain Picard Tea Order’

by Marc Handelman on January 22, 2022

via the comic artistry and dry wit of Randall Munroe, resident at XKCD!

*** This is a Security Bloggers Network syndicated blog from Infosecurity.US authored by Marc Handelman. Read the original post at: https://xkcd.com/2570/

January 22, 2022January 22, 2022 Marc Handelman Earl Grey Sarcasm, English Adjective Satire, Humor, Randall Munroe, Sarcasm, satire, Science Fiction Satire, XKCD

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