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by Marc Handelman on April 7, 2020

via   the Comic Noggins of  Nitrozac  and  Snaggy  at  The Joy of Tech® — via the Comic Noggins of Nitrozac and Snaggy at The Joy of Tech®

‘The Message Is Zoom And Gloom‘

*** This is a Security Bloggers Network syndicated blog from Infosecurity.US authored by Marc Handelman. Read the original post at: https://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/2697.html

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Merge blocking at current policy level for AST checks

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