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by Marc Handelman on June 6, 2019

via the inimitable Daniel Stori at turnoff.us

*** This is a Security Bloggers Network syndicated blog from Infosecurity.US authored by Marc Handelman. Read the original post at: https://turnoff.us/geek/the-depressed-developer-50/

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