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by Marc Handelman on November 5, 2020

via the comic delivery system monikered Randall Munroe resident at XKCD ! — via the comic delivery system monikered Randall Munroe resident at XKCD!

*** This is a Security Bloggers Network syndicated blog from Infosecurity.US authored by Marc Handelman. Read the original post at: https://xkcd.com/2381/

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