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by Marc Handelman on February 12, 2019

v i a the superlative – and daemon level system humor of Daniel Stori at turnoff.us

*** This is a Security Bloggers Network syndicated blog from Infosecurity.US authored by Marc Handelman. Read the original post at: https://www.infosecurity.us/blog/2019/2/12/daniel-storis-what-processes-do-when-they-are-idle

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