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Daniel Stori ‘The Naive Engineer’

by Marc Handelman on February 28, 2020

via the eponymous Daniel Stori at turnoff.us

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*** This is a Security Bloggers Network syndicated blog from Infosecurity.US authored by Marc Handelman. Read the original post at: https://turnoff.us/geek/the-naive-engineer/

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