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The Joy of Tech®: ‘Robot Hotel’

by Marc Handelman on January 22, 2019

v i a the Comic Noggins of Nitrozac and Snaggy at The Joy of Tech®

*** This is a Security Bloggers Network syndicated blog from Infosecurity.US authored by Marc Handelman. Read the original post at: http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/2579.html

January 22, 2019January 22, 2019 Marc Handelman Sarcasm, satire, Technology Humor

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What are the biggest challenges you face implementing a robust AppSec strategy? (Select all that apply)

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Automated AST tools to find vulnerabilities in the code you import (SCA) run in the pipeline

Merge blocking at current policy level for AST checks

Secrets management so no secrets stored in source code repositories

How do you assess and mitigate risk of For NON actively developed products (legacy) (Select all that apply):

In-production scans using DAST products like Qualys, Nessus, etc.

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Service level agreements (SLAs) are enforced based on severity

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