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by Marc Handelman on October 3, 2018

Via Luke Kingma and Lou Patrick-Mackay at Futurism Cartoons

*** This is a Security Bloggers Network syndicated blog from Infosecurity.US authored by Marc Handelman. Read the original post at: https://www.infosecurity.us/blog/2018/10/3/luke-kingma-and-lou-patrick-mackays-futurism-church-of-the-wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man

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